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Due to differences in screens, lighting, mockup creation, and photographs, the pink in the product photos may appear slightly different than in person. The actual print is a soft, baby pink that's cute af and pops so nice on the cream and white. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cuntees","offers":[{"title":"Classic Tee \/ S","offer_id":52988670345532,"sku":"FEISTY-T-S","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Tee \/ M","offer_id":52988670411068,"sku":"FEISTY-T-M","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Tee \/ L","offer_id":52988670476604,"sku":"FEISTY-T-L","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Tee \/ XL","offer_id":52988670542140,"sku":"FESITY-T-XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Tee \/ 2X","offer_id":52988670607676,"sku":"FESITY-T-2XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cropped Tee \/ 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Due to differences in screens, lighting, mockup creation, and photographs, the pink in the product photos may appear slightly different than in person. 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