
CUNTEES CROPS!
GET YOUR FAVORITE CUNTEES DESIGNS ON CROP TOPS! NEW BOYS STINK CUNTEE! IN CROP OR TEE!
What the Hell is Cuntees?
CUNTEES is for the girls, gays, theys, and everyone in between who’s got something to say! This is a one woman shit show that uses sublimation printing, so the ink melts right into the fabric — soft, comfy, and that perfectly chill, worn-in look. Basically? She's cute, she's casual, & comfy AF.
Let customers speak for us
from 5 reviewsThis is the second shirt I purchased and again I am NOT disappointed! It fits true to size it's a soft shirt and like my other shirt, it washes well, doesn't shrink, holds its shape, it's great!

First of all “Fuck that guy” . Shirt is soft well made and effing perfect! I loved my hand addressed note and the thoughtfulness was amazing and her thank you note is epic! Buy buy buy and support! Also includes care of product! Can’t wait to buy more!

I'm loving my shirt! True to size, Hella soft material and hexingly cute!! I'll be shopping for more 😎

My shirt feels AMAZING!! I have special ordered several for family. Super soft. Ordered and delivered all within a week. Customer service was very helpful. Thankyou!


Make Your Own
Choose your own text, font, color and placement on your choice of a TEE or Cuntee CROP
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PRINT ON DEMAND
Your tees are created after purchase! No pre-planning here
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INCLUSIVE SIZING WITH UNISEX FIT
Tees for all sizes and all genders – because no one gets left out
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CUSTOMS AT NO EXTRA COST
Want something more personal? Custom tees, no extra charge

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Welcome to Cuntees!
Cuntees is a one woman shit-show and I'm so glad you're here! I My name is Teresa, creator of Cuntees. I'm a foul-mouthed, people pleasing, sensitive a**hole who loves making tees between schlepping kids to school and walking the dog. It's hard to find like minded people in your 30's, but I know you're out there! So let's make some comfy a** tees and piss a few people off together!
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