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WTF is CunTEES?
CunTEES is like your mother’s side of the family—you can relax, kick off your shoes, maybe even fart without judgment… you know, like home. It’s time to stop censoring yourself, bitch—life’s too short! If you’re like me, you’ve been told your whole life to “stop doing this” and “stop saying that,” and honestly, it’s fucking exhausting. Guess what? You don’t have to do a goddamn thing. So tell everyone to fuck off and stay cute and comfy with CunTEES!
Let customers speak for us
from 5 reviewsThis is the second shirt I purchased and again I am NOT disappointed! It fits true to size it's a soft shirt and like my other shirt, it washes well, doesn't shrink, holds its shape, it's great!

I'm loving my shirt! True to size, Hella soft material and hexingly cute!! I'll be shopping for more 😎

First of all “Fuck that guy” . Shirt is soft well made and effing perfect! I loved my hand addressed note and the thoughtfulness was amazing and her thank you note is epic! Buy buy buy and support! Also includes care of product! Can’t wait to buy more!

My shirt feels AMAZING!! I have special ordered several for family. Super soft. Ordered and delivered all within a week. Customer service was very helpful. Thankyou!

Shop Everyday Cuntees
Click your fave design and choose a unisex tee in color natural or crisp white crop
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Custom Tee or Crop
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Use Your Brain
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Fuck That Guy
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Send Money
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Create Your Own
Finally somewhere you can make your own cute tee! Pick your tee, text, font, font color & placement!
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Sublimation Printed
After you purchase, I use special sublimation ink that sinks into your tee, no sticky, cracking bullshit
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Sizes S-2X
Need a different size? GIRL! Message me! I’ll special order it for you! (prices may vary)
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No extra charge for customs
Because that would be a dick move

Welcome to Cuntees!
Hey bitches! I’m Teresa, owner of CunTEES 🩷. I’m just a regular bitch in her 30s with a little extra… spice. 🤘 I live in comfy-ass tees, but they just got boring, so I decided to create something different: cute tees, cute fonts, and dirty words. I’m so glad you’re here! Please let me know if you need anything or have any questions!
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