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Hot Sh*t: Our Most Loved Tees
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Hoochie Top
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Shitty Shirt
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Pickle Lover Shirt
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Delusional as Fuck T Shirt
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What the Hell is Cuntees?
Cuntees are tees for the bold souls who know that sometimes the only thing that fits the moment is a well-placed curse word. Cuntees isn’t just a brand; it’s a statement. If you’ve got the guts to wear it, you’re already one of us!
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SWEET COLLECTION
Sweeter Side- Tees That Won't Offend Your Grandma Welcome to our Sweeter...
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MILD COLLECTION
Mild- Just enough to turn heads... Welcome to the Mild collection, where...
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WILD COLLECTION
WILD - For When You’ve Had Enough of PG Welcome to the...
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PRINT ON DEMAND
Your tees are created after purchase! No pre-planning here
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FREE SHIPPING
Free shipping over $50... because who doesn’t love free stuff
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INCLUSIVE SIZING WITH UNISEX FIT
Tees for all sizes and all genders – because no one gets left out
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CUSTOMS AT NO EXTRA COST
Want something more personal? Custom tees, no extra charge

Welcome to Cuntees!
Hey there! I'm Teresa, creator of Cuntees. I'm a foul-mouthed, people pleasing, sensitive a**hole who loves making tees between schlepping kids to school and walking the dog. It's hard to find like minded people in your 30's, but I know you're out there! So let's make some comfy a** tees and piss a few people off together!
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Let customers speak for us
from 3 reviewsFirst of all “Fuck that guy” . Shirt is soft well made and effing perfect! I loved my hand addressed note and the thoughtfulness was amazing and her thank you note is epic! Buy buy buy and support! Also includes care of product! Can’t wait to buy more!

I'm loving my shirt! True to size, Hella soft material and hexingly cute!! I'll be shopping for more 😎

My shirt feels AMAZING!! I have special ordered several for family. Super soft. Ordered and delivered all within a week. Customer service was very helpful. Thankyou!

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Confession: I was late to my Mother's funeral.....
“Sorry I was late, I didn’t want to come.” Should have been on a shirt when going to my Mothers funeral. Who the hell wants to be there? It's so...
Confession: I was late to my Mother's funeral.....
“Sorry I was late, I didn’t want to come.” Should have been on a shirt when going to my Mothers funeral. Who the hell wants to be there? It's so...
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Confession: I Rarely Feel Confident...Things I ...
Confession: I Rarely Feel Confident....Things I Try to Remember Let’s get real for a second. Confidence isn’t about looking perfect, smiling all the time, or saying the right damn thing....
Confession: I Rarely Feel Confident...Things I ...
Confession: I Rarely Feel Confident....Things I Try to Remember Let’s get real for a second. Confidence isn’t about looking perfect, smiling all the time, or saying the right damn thing....