
What the Hell is Cuntees?
Cuntees are tees and crops for the bad bitches who know that sometimes the only thing that fits the moment is a good 'ol "bad word". Cuntees isn’t just a brand; it’s who we are. If you’ve got the guts to wear it, you’re already one of us!
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from 4 reviewsThis is the second shirt I purchased and again I am NOT disappointed! It fits true to size it's a soft shirt and like my other shirt, it washes well, doesn't shrink, holds its shape, it's great!

First of all “Fuck that guy” . Shirt is soft well made and effing perfect! I loved my hand addressed note and the thoughtfulness was amazing and her thank you note is epic! Buy buy buy and support! Also includes care of product! Can’t wait to buy more!

I'm loving my shirt! True to size, Hella soft material and hexingly cute!! I'll be shopping for more 😎

My shirt feels AMAZING!! I have special ordered several for family. Super soft. Ordered and delivered all within a week. Customer service was very helpful. Thankyou!

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Pick Your Poison
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SWEET COLLECTION
Sweeter Side- Tees That Won't Offend Your Grandma Welcome to our Sweeter...
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MILD COLLECTION
Mild- Just enough to turn heads... Welcome to the Mild collection, where...
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WILD COLLECTION
WILD - For When You’ve Had Enough of PG Welcome to the...

Welcome to Cuntees!
Cuntees is a one woman shit-show and I'm so glad you're here! I My name is Teresa, creator of Cuntees. I'm a foul-mouthed, people pleasing, sensitive a**hole who loves making tees between schlepping kids to school and walking the dog. It's hard to find like minded people in your 30's, but I know you're out there! So let's make some comfy a** tees and piss a few people off together!
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